From Lockdown to Enlightenment
A Spiritual Entrepreneur's Epic Quest
Hey there, fellow lightbenders and cosmic adventurers! 🌟 Have you ever had a moment where the universe basically grabs you by the shoulders and yells, "GO NOW!"? Well, buckle up, because I'm about to take you on a wild ride that started with exactly that kind of cosmic kick in the pants.
The Spark: A Costa Rican Retreat and a World in Chaos
Picture this: It's early 2020. I've just wrapped up an incredible spiritual retreat in Costa Rica. Sixteen souls transformed, hearts opened, minds expanded. We're feeling on top of the world, ready to change lives. Then, BAM! We land in Canada on March 2nd, and it's like stepping into a sci-fi movie. Hazmat suits, people being pulled off planes - the world had changed while we were in our jungle bubble.
But here's where it gets really interesting. As the world started closing down, I felt this undeniable pull. It wasn't just a whisper; it was a full-on spiritual megaphone: "LEAVE NOW!"
The Divine Escape: Spirit Says Go!
Now, I'm not one to ignore such a clear cosmic directive. So, with the borders about to slam shut and the world holding its breath, I packed my bags, said my goodbyes, and stepped into the unknown. Five days later, the Canadian borders closed. Talk about divine timing!
It was like the universe had hit the reset button on my life, and I was being catapulted into a hero's journey I never saw coming. Little did I know, this was just the beginning of a 3.5-year odyssey that would take me to the far corners of the Earth and the deep recesses of my soul.
The Global Odyssey: A Spiritual Seeker's Paradise
Tulum, Mexico: Mind-Bending Reality with Joe Dispenza
First stop: Tulum, Mexico. As the world grappled with lockdowns, I found myself in a paradise of the mind, studying under the legendary Joe Dispenza. Ever tried to bend spoons with your thoughts? Child's play. We were bending reality itself!
Mystical Experiences 101: Let's just say, when you're in a meditative state so deep you forget your own name, things get interesting.
Pineal Gland Cleanse: Imagine your third eye getting a power wash. Suddenly, those weird patterns on your eyelids start looking suspiciously like sacred geometry.
Manifestation Mastery: I went from manifesting parking spots to manifesting entire life changes. Spoiler alert: Be careful what you wish for!
Costa Rica Redux: Crypto, AI, and Jungle Wisdom
Remember that jungle paradise? I found myself back there, but this time with a twist. While the world was going digital, I was going both digital and spiritual.
Crypto Enlightenment: Who knew that understanding blockchain could feel as profound as understanding the nature of reality?
AI and Consciousness: Discussing the singularity while sitting in a cenote. Just your average Tuesday in paradise.
Peru: Ayahuasca and the Wisdom of the Shipibo
Next up: deep in the Amazon, working with the shamans of the Shipibo tribe. Buckle up, folks. This is where things get really trippy.
Ayahuasca Ceremonies: Imagine your consciousness being shot out of a cannon, through a kaleidoscope, and into a dimension where time doesn't exist. Yeah, it's kind of like that.
Ancient Wisdom: The Shipibo taught me that true power comes from harmony with nature. Also, that purging can be surprisingly spiritual.
Bali: Love, Prayer, and Unexpected Enlightenment
Ah, Bali - the Island of the Gods. And boy, did it live up to its name.
Silent Retreats: 10 days of not speaking. Sounds easy, right? Let's just say my inner monologue had never been so loud.
Ecstatic Dance: Who knew you could reach enlightenment through interpretive dance on a beach?
Love in Unexpected Places: Sometimes, the greatest love story is the one you have with yourself. (But also, Bali's pretty great for the other kind of love stories too!)
Thailand: Qi Gong, Sexual Alchemy, and the Art of Energy
My journey culminated in Thailand, studying under the renowned Mantak Chia. Hold onto your chakras, folks.
Qi Gong Mastery: Moving energy through your body like you're conducting an internal symphony.
Sexual Alchemy: Turns out, spirituality can be pretty steamy. Who knew?
The Inner Smile: A technique so powerful, it can turn your worst day into a cosmic joke you're in on.
The Return: From Wanderer to Wisdom Keeper
After 3.5 years of globe-trotting and consciousness-expanding, I found myself in Vancouver, forever changed. The seeker had become the guide, the student now a teacher. But the journey? Oh, it was far from over.
The Phoenix Rises: A New Chapter in Squamish
Just when I thought I might settle into a "normal" life (whatever that means), the universe had other plans. My buddy Tomek suggests we run a retreat, and BOOM! The spark reignites, but this time, it's different. This time, I'm not just sharing experiences; I'm sharing a lifetime of accumulated wisdom.
So, my fellow adventurers, how does this sound? One transformative night in Moondogs Valley, Squamish, BC. Picture this:
Transformative Breathwork: Warning: May cause spontaneous enlightenment and uncontrollable giggles.
Kundalini Yoga: Awaken your serpent energy. (No actual snakes involved, I promise.)
Chakra Hypnosis Meditation: Like a tune-up for your soul's energy centers.
Sigil Creation Workshop: Harness the power of symbols. It's like emoji magic, but way more powerful.
Sacred Fire Ceremony: Release the old, embrace the new, and maybe roast a marshmallow or two (kidding about the marshmallows... or am I?)
The Call to Adventure: Your Turn to Take the Leap
So, here's my question to you: Do you feel that call? That whisper in your soul urging you to step into something transformative? Or maybe it's not a whisper. Maybe it's a full-on spiritual megaphone like the one that sent me on my journey.
Remember, sometimes the greatest adventures begin when the world seems to be shutting down. Sometimes, the end of one journey is just the beginning of an even greater adventure. Are you ready to take the plunge and join me in Squamish this September 7th-8th?
This isn't just a retreat; it's a portal to possibilities. A chance to tap into the wisdom of ancient traditions, the power of modern science, and the magic that happens when open hearts come together in sacred space.
Whether you're a seasoned spiritual traveler or just dipping your toes into the cosmic waters, there's a place for you here. We'll laugh, we'll cry (happy tears, I promise), we'll probably get a little weird (in the best way possible), and who knows? You might just discover a part of yourself you never knew existed.
So what do you say? Are you ready to turn your life into the adventure it was always meant to be?
See you in the Field, Lightbender,
Cian Kenshin
P.S. If you're feeling that pull, that cosmic tug on your soul, reach out to me for more details. Let's make some magic happen! And who knows? This could be the start of your own wild spiritual adventure! Maybe I'll see you in the jungles of Peru or on a beach in Bali someday. But for now, let's start with one transformative night under the stars in Squamish. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step... or in this case, a single "Yes!" ✨🌎🧘♂️